RD1: KnoXville vs. Jack Hallows

[Wuxia]

Regular Battle
Verses due NO DUE DATES*
Voting ends on NO DUE DATES*

Must check-in 24/48 hours for NO DUE DATES to take effect
*be reasonable

10-lines MAX Regular Battle
16-lines MAX Contendership and Championship Battle


You know the rules, if not, refer to the rule thread.

@KnoXville
[MENTION=269110]Jack Hallows/MENTION]

[Jack Hallows]

In… let’s go 24.

[KnoXville.]

10 sounds a lot better

[Jack Hallows]

maybe to a non-writing chump.

i’ll compromise with you & go 16. deal?

[Jack Hallows]

man fuck this bullshit. i hate cowards.

here…

ayo you live by the sword, you’ll get speared by unruly believers
this fag gets bent over pokes from the rear willingly, no Julius Caesar
i see u like knife bars, but to thrust thru u gotta be worthy
take my slice of advice & get sharper b4 i cut you outta the tourney
bring a bodily gurney & also check 4 a mop
1’s 2 carry me out victorious. other’s for whtevr’s left of my op
concealing murder takes true skill. & this dude’s Dr. Seuss ill
by the time cops come lookin for KnoX’s body it’s halfway to Who?ville
if they guessed why KnoXville had two prominent letters it’d be a safe bet
that he gets high on K & X then pays the debts by engaging in gay sex
& the rest of his name text? him w/ wifey as he’s begun to panic
like “NO, luV. I'LL End all of my stunts & antics!1!1”
ur girl came to my show & got a back pass
now this cat’s gassed thinkin she referring to him w/ her lower back tat of “Jackass”
i made her bust nut after nut. she cums every time i dick deep, fam
yoU been tryna make Steve O but said his bum is too tight for ur L’il Wee, man
but u been turned on since that gag w/ the toy car & the condom
& ironically Ryan died in a crash but everyone wishes it was U that got Dunn
Howl at me…

now you have 18 reasons to sign out, bitch..